Ygritte: You know nothing Jon Snow
Ygritte: *points to a windmill* Is that a palace?
Ygritte: *points to a windmill* Is that a palace?
Benedict: I'm Smaug in the Hobbit, I'm in Star Trek: Into the Darkness, and I play Sherlock, I think I'd get torn limb from limb if I went to Comic Con.
i wouldn’t cancel a show where the fandom sympathizes with a cannibal.
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
